Ted and Barney compete for a woman and once again, Marshall feels left out. Lily's miserable track record of setting friends up on dates is exposed. Robin gets dumped by a 6 year old.
New Roommates Ted and Robin become FWB's to solve their co-habitant disputes. Barney deals with his jealousy in an unhealthy release. Marshall struggles with reading magazines at work, which becomes a euphemism for the scatalogical.
In a clever ruse, Barney and Quinn set up the gang to believe they've ruined their relationship. Robin and Ted squable over Quinns apartment and Marshall retells ill advised sex stories about him and Lily.
