Robin pulls some reverse Psych on Barney to make him disinterested in her. In lesser stories, Marshall contemplates leaping to the next building and Ted battles a goat.
Lily tries to finally play match-maker for Ted but her candidate becomes a victim to a great "play" out of Barney's Playbook. Ted and Marshall torture Robin with predictions of impending romance.
Lily and Marshall decide they want to keep the Long Island home and move in, Robin decides to #Resist. Barney and Ted contemplate starting a family together.
In a clever ruse, Barney and Quinn set up the gang to believe they've ruined their relationship. Robin and Ted squable over Quinns apartment and Marshall retells ill advised sex stories about him and Lily.