Marshall and Ted have a sword fight (not a euphemism), Lily loses her apartment to the worlds smallest Chinese Restaurant, meet the Lemon Law. Jen identifies Steve's catchphrase and...it's ok.
Barney/Barry learns that his sexual prowess is missing a first act; The gang decides to join a gym together with hilarious results; Lily owns this episode on jokes.
Barney is being stalked by a past sex partner who is salting his game all over town. The gang holds their own march madness bracket with the most likely candidates.
