Ted and Victoria engage in the most hilarious verbal foreplay ever shown on TV; Lily and Marshall watch from the bathroom; Barney and Robin show why they are the shows greatest couple.
Ted's parents throw him for loop with big news; Barney scores big with Ted's Mom (no, not that big); Lily and Marshall tempt each other with calves and cleavage.
The whole gang heads to Cleveland for Punchy's wedding where the crowd eagerly anticipates Ted's emotional toast. Lily tries to keep her pregnancy a secret and Robin wonders if she's really done with Barney.
At his father's gravesite, Marshall recaps adventures of NYE, where Lily informs Mickey about being pregnant, Ted and Barney open Puzzles in Ted's apartment and Robin gets an on-air position thanks to another Sandy mishap.
